What are some great short jokes?

Read also:

• Why is North Korea a jail?
• Jim Cramer Predicts We're Headed To 'Prices We're Not Used To' – Says You Should Invest At Least $50 a Month to Tackle Financial Uncertainty - Benzinga
• As a friend of Megan's who also watches Suits, would you advise her not to return to the show in order to protect her character's reputation?
• If a cat is feminine in German, what article do you give to a male cat?
• Can you provide a list of cities named after animals and the animals they were named after?
• Jonathan Anderson has been appointed sole creative director of Dior - Vogue Business
• What's the point of gender reassignment surgery which doesn't change a person's chromosomes?
• Don’t Try Flying With Erewhon Sunflower Seeds - The Cut
• Ukraine attacks Russian aircraft in far-reaching drone strikes - The Washington Post
• In what ways Indian parents are destroying their children's life?